Below are the 5 most recent journal entries recorded in g-rant jefferson's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, August 17th, 2005
2:47 pm	true story... A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage. The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan. A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too. If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. Current Mood: that makes me a sad panda Current Music: J.S Bach (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, August 11th, 2005
2:35 am	There once was a band called the Used They thought they could fill Bowie's shoes They covered his song And did it all wrong So I beat them to death with some canoes Now let me tell the tale of vanilla Ice Who thought stealing Queen's bassline would be nice He made a gansta rap and it was a piece of crap So i crushed his gonads with a vice. Ok, Ice Ice Baby is pretty good, Fuck my ass. Current Mood: la la la Current Music: Queen and David Bowie (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 10th, 2005
10:39 pm	Today i went to Alex's. That cat is one crazy ass mofo at guitar. So we jammed for a while, did some rocky horror, played some old school mario bros. And then we walked over to Cumberland farms, he grabbed a Dr. Pepper. And right before we were about to leave, some pringles caught my eye. PRINGLES! So for some reason i grabbed them, actually PAID for them, and left. After eating one i realized what a terrible mistake i had made. Pringles, are evil in it's purest form, they are fucking nasty as fuck. And eating that one pringle probably canceled out my entire week's worth of working out. So what did i do? Ate the entire fucking can. Im a bad person. P.s: last week i got hammered beyond all forms of hammered, broke into some cars. (i know, WTF?) And got myself caught, because Im not the sneakiest of sneaky, even when im sober. So I go to court on the 25th, and my dad wont shut up about it. So I guess my only option is to kirr him. peace Current Mood: insert cock here Current Music: angry inch (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 30th, 2005
11:30 am	a haiku last night was real fun except getting arrested but hey, whatever ~grant dodge Current Mood: F'd in the A Current Music: John Coltrane (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 23rd, 2005
2:24 pm	maine fuckin jazz camp ok, maine jazz camp kicked super-human amounts of ass. I got so much better as a musician, I got to jam with some people who dont suck, I went streaking with some of the coolest kids evar, I met the most amazing girl in the entire world. And I played a bass solo.... WITH MY TEETH. Yeah, it pwned. Current Mood: feeling like a sex machine Current Music: Rick James! (bitch) (5 Comments |Comment on this)